So apparently, the last time I wrote on this thing was so long ago that WordPress was like “You either suck or you’re dead so….sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” and deactivated my account. Ya’ll can chill. Everything’s fine it’s cool I just suck. 

No but really 389 years is a long time to go without blogging, I know. I don’t blame them. So basically here’s what’s happened since then. Lemme bring you up to speed on my incredibly eventful and riveting life.

I found out that being an adult actually just means doing the dishes every two seconds.

I’ve kept two of the furriest dogs in the entire world alive. It’s an accomplishment. Trust me. I can barely keep myself alive.

Little sister’s getting hitched.

I had a kitten in my house for 24 and a half hours. And in that time it pooped……everywhere…..and now I don’t have a kitten in my house anymore. 

My niece’s arm rolls have gotten out of control. Things could get lost in them and I’m ok with that. 

I discovered that I probably maybe most likely don’t ever want an animal. 

My nephew says things to me like “whatcha up to girl?” And he’s proud of the fact that he knows what his nipples are…I’m proud too. 

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I successfully put three pieces of IKEA furniture together with my bestie…and hung things on the walls. We’re basically professional interior decorators…so. The end.

Love,

Not dead.