They’re like, sewww major.

Number 3. I discovered recently that my true calling in life is line dancing. I mean don’t get me wrong, I was just as surprised as you probably are…but for real y’all, I’m a natural and there’s no stopping it. Big things coming from this…forrr sure.

Fifty-seven. I finally got around to watching the Fittest On Earth. I also might be the kind of weirdo who gets chills from stuff like that. 

Number 6! On Thursday night I had horrible awful terrible dreams that kept the already sleepless girl over here (um, hi. Me) awake even more than usual. 

6.1 On Friday I was extremely tired and extremely grumpy. And yet, I was in bed at nine thirty trying to hold my eyes open for as long as I could just to make myself a little…more…tired than I already was. Because if I really really exhaust myself, maybe I’ll sleep better, right?..Yes, that is how my brain actually works.

6.2. Today, I napped. For three hours. And it was probably the highlight of the year. Just kidding let’s be honest, line dancing will always be the highlight of everything. 

#5,768. My nephew and I like to yell the word avocado back and forth to each other. And by that I mean, I yell avocado and he yells acmmavo with the most enthusiasm an almost two year old can have while yelling that word and I think it’s probably cuter than the cutest thing. 

Ninety. I recently found out what running in ankle braces feels like. Dumb and impossible. It feels..dumb and impossible. 

Number 15. I’m turning a window into a table. So uh, I guess you could say I’m pretty crafty or whatever. 

Love, 

The girl with the most minor major events.