So I have a car. Lots of people do. 

I lease my car. Lots of people do. 

My car is a 2014 Ford Fusion. Many people drive them. I see them on the roads all the time. 

My car has cloth seats. I’m sure a lot of other people who own/lease 2014 ford fusions have cloth seats in theirs too. 

I drink coffee.  A lot of people do. Like probably millions. 

I drink coffee out of a straw sometimes….no one else does this. I checked. 

When I drink coffee out of a straw, I don’t screw the lid on my coffee. Again, no one does this. I checked. 

My car has cup holders. All cars do. 

My coffee cup is tall and slender. I’m sure a lot of coffee cups are. 

Usually, when putting my coffee cup in the cup holder of my car, I assume that it’s secure. A lot of people probably assume this as well. 

I have a bad habit of spilling coffee in the mornings…hence, why I need the coffee. No one else does this. I checked. 

I fill my coffee to the brim of the cup in order to get as much into my little…fine. Ok, average sized body as I can.  Probably a ton of people do this too. 

Typically I keep napkins in my glove box. Many people do this. 

I’m out of napkins. I’m sure other people are out of napkins too.

This morning I created a coffee lake in my car…no one else did this. I checked. 

This morning I spewed expletives. 

Love, 

The non dramatic, only coffee spiller in the entire world. 

P.S. Who do you use to detail your cars?