Ok, so I maybe, might…possibly have left my finger prints at the top of a rope earlier this week.
…Then it dawned on me, I know how to efficiently climb a rope. I don’t, however, know how to efficiently descend a rope. I know, right? Who woulda thought?

It’s raining…right now. It’s raining right now! And I’ve been waiting for this to happen since two minutes after the last storm happened…in December. Almost two months. I know, I know, I’m an extremely patient person. No need to give me an award for it, really.

Silver introduced me to Trivia Crack…and I’m coming to the conclusion that it’s called that for a reason. I’m addicted, and I’m not even good at it. Insert cry laughing emoji…here. Thanks.

The nephew spit up all over me tonight. He also smiled at me so we’re still friends. It’s cool.

I put almost all my laundry away…like 90 percent of it and then I stopped because I’m a quitter.

Love,
The girl who has the majorest of major life events.

P.S. This is my hundredth blog post. Holla.