…That I don’t really want the answer to

Why is it, that I’m in bed at 8:30 PM and yet won’t fall asleep until 1:00 AM?

Am I the only one who tries to make coffee…on multiple occasions, without putting the water in the coffee maker?

Why doesn’t it snow in Salinas?

…Why can’t we have Juno in Salinas?

It’s completely normal to press snooze five million times before getting out of bed, right?

I’m not the only one who looks like I’ve broken my nose when I’m tired…am I?

It it ok that I still have toe nail polish on my toes from November 16^th? Yeah? Ok, great…thanks for clearing that one up for me.  It looks…great by the way. There’s exactly one speck of pink on each toe. Love it.

…Does the question above insinuate that I’m lazy?

…Don’t you wish that you were as glamorous as me?

Can we all just pretend that I don’t have a mental break down every time I feel like I’m going to die while working out?

…Can we also pretend that it’s not every second of every work out that I feel like I’m going to die? Oh good, thanks.

Is it normal to just feel so, so lost when I finish a book? And I can’t even mentally prepare myself to find another one to read because I feel like it’s not gonna be as good as the last one?

Do you think other drivers on the road think I’m crazy cause I smile like an idiot the entire drive to work because the Bobby Bones show is just the best?

Do you talk to your cat like it’s a human too…? Cause Major gets me.

Love,

The Inquirer