Oh Helloooo world! Or mom…hi mom. 

Here’s the deal. The last time I wrote on this little blog was approximately 5,000 days ago. So, lemme catch you up on the major life events you missed and are just….dying to hear about.

Number 5! I’m listening to Christmas music…And my little tree is decorated…And it’s adorable…And I’m listening to Christmas music. 

Twelve. I’ve been staying on top of my laundry lately. And by that I mean…I’ve managed to not get buried by the mountain that constantly sits in my room. 

4,569 – My eye’s been twitching for two weeks straight and there’s a massive stress blister on my wrist. Because hi, being a basket case and a half is like..what I’m best at. 

A. I went on a cruise with ma bestay. And her famlay. And got to hang out with this little dude. 

P.S. Please feel free to ignore my armpit fat. Thanks. 

A(2). While trying to zip my suitcase shut for the cruise, my finger slipped off the zipper that I was pretty much pulling on with all the strength I had…and it hasn’t been the same since. It was horrific and now I’m 100% sure I gave myself arthritis. 

25. Silver and I discovered almond milk nog…and I would probably consider it life changing. 

Six! I finished all four episodes of the new Gilmore Girls in one day because hi, binge watching tv is like….what I’m best at.

1,000 – The end. 

Love, 

Your personal time waster with…THE most exciting things. 

Oh also. I just painted my nails for the first time in my entire life without messing them up in the first thirty seconds. Y’all..this is a major life event…like a real one. Please throw confetti for me since I can’t risk messing up my nails by throwing it myself. 

Bye.