I’m the best at assuming the “three point backing stance” and fully expecting my car to reverse while it’s still in park.

Im great at overthinking. Everything. All the time. Forever amen.

The best at taking long showers.

The most skilled at falling asleep in bed while reading, waking up to move the kindle off my face, and then not falling back to sleep…ever again. 

Super awesome at finding things in my car when I clean it out that I thought were lost forever. 

Efficient in leaving the house late for work.

The absolute best at eating things I shouldn’t…like pop tarts and ice cream and pop tarts and fries and cake and cookies and pop tarts. 

So good at hating my alarm clock. 

The best, like so so amazing with pretending that laundry doesn’t exist. 

A strength of mine for sure: awkwardness.

The greatest at ignoring email. 

I’m amazing at chewing on my fingers. 

Super awesome about waiting until the last second to fill my car up with gas.

Successful with tripping, running into things: people, walls, desks, poles..and falling down. 

Love,

The girl who’s great at just..SO many things.