Number 3! I don’t really understand how, but like 5,000 U2 songs have made their way onto my phone. 

I probably can’t even name a single U2 song. 

Just kidding. I absolutely can’t name a single U2 song. 

I pretty much put the no in Bono. 

Number 12! I recently discovered that I make the dumbest jokes.

…like discovered it two seconds ago.

Number 105! For the first 24 years and 4 months of my life, I was pretty positive that I had no biceps. Turns out I do. They’ve shown up exactly…a milimeter. I know. Congrats to me. 

Number 27! Frozen Free Fall has officially ruined my social life. 

It’s either that or the fact that I might actually qualify as the least social person on the planet to begin with, so. 

Number 89! Last week I ranked 10,487 out of 12,536 women in the world of CrossFit. 

All I have to say is, at least I’m not 12,536th.

..Yet. 

Number 457! K this one isn’t really my Major Life Event… But it is the only actual one listed and um, I’m her sister so I can brag. 



Becca graduates from college tomorrow! I’m so proud of all the work she’s put in to her education and I’m also proud of her patience with the other girls she worked along side every day. Cause I mean, let’s just say that if I was being called “Ebola Becca” everyday, I probably wouldn’t just ignore them. 

She’s beautiful and smart and funny and crazy and insane and she pisses me off like no one else and she’s kind and sweet and can sometime be…the opposite of sweet but it doesn’t matter cause I love her. 

The end. 

Love, 

The queen of the run-on sentence.