Apparently my coffee was a little too strong this morning…or my body has just never adjusted to the fact that I force it to get along with caffeine on a daily basis.  Basically, uh, my body was seizuring all morning. So not ideal.

Oh um, I just happened to take these photos of my nephew over the weekend.  Please feel free to die along with me.

Basically, he is probably the cutest thing my eyes have ever seen.

Also over the weekend…I competed in a weight lifting meet.

..I use the term “compete” very loosely.  When it came to me, there was no competition.  I was fully prepared going in that I would fall into the category of dead last.  Basically I’m saying that I think I may have temporarily lost my mind when I signed up.

But in all honesty it was a lot of fun and I enjoyed doing it.

Also over the weekend…I judged part of a weight lifting meet.  Basically…I probably shouldn’t have.

Ok so now that I’ve enthralled you all with my exciting and eventful life that more often than not involves sweat pants and a couch, let’s move on to the more important thing…the thing that makes me just sound..so attractive.

For the past…I don’t know how many months, my body has decided to deal with stress by clenching my jaw as hard as I can in my sleep.  And so! In the past….I don’t know how many months, I’ve bit my way through four mouth guards and I wake up in the morning feeling like I’ve been punched in the jaw.  This is my mouth guard face…

Basically what I’m getting at is, don’t you wish you were as glamorous as me?

Also, wasn’t that like…THE most important piece of information you’ve ever read about me?  You’re welcome.

Love,

Seizure hands, mouth guard face.