Breaking News: Blake Lively had a baby.

Breaking News: It’s 2015.

Breaking News: Today was the first Monday of 2015.

Breaking News: I had chai instead of coffee. I’m ok with that decision….because it was a delicion….

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Breaking News: I rang in the new year with a cold that has yet to go away. I’m only ok with it leaving though if it takes my voice with it. I’d rather be hoarse, husky, and scratchy voiced, always and forever. Amen.

Breaking News: Today was the first day of the year…and the first day in eleven days that I worked out. My body is still processing this. I’ll get back to you on whether or not it stays in shock and continues to refrain from moving tomorrow morning as well.

Breaking News: I dropped a five pound weight on my shin.

Breaking News: It was a wonderful feeling.

Breaking News: I washed my bed sheets because I was feeling icky from the cold, and putting them back on my bed this evening might have been harder than the previously mentioned work out.

Breaking News: A slew of Disneyland pictures from my family’s trip is coming your way…pronto. Or in maybe ten days. Whenever I have time, really, so be patient.

Breaking News: I recently, like two hours ago, ate Skinny Girl lime flavored popcorn.

Breaking News: There might be a repeat of that event in my future.

Breaking News: I’m going to bed now…And you better believe that I’m going to use a pillow case with Taylor Lautner’s face on it. Thanks Becc.

Love,

The world’s worst news anchor