Ok, I know it’s Wednesday.

Yesterday, however, was Tuesday. And yesterday, was interesting.

Here’s why…in the form of a list.

7.  I’ve been driving my Mom’s car to work this past week to give my 11 month old a break on its mileage. So, that means she’s been driving my baby car to work, while I’ve been driving her not…baby car.

20.  In the past week since driving her car, I’ve discovered there’s some differences between the two. For example:

Her car is slightly smaller than a school bus.

My car is slightly larger than a Fiat.

Her car makes me feel like I could crush other cars.

My car makes me feel like I could be crushed by other cars.

In her car, I don’t know how to turn her back windshield wiper off when I accidentally turn it on.

In my car, I don’t have a back windshield wiper.

And most importantly…

Her car has cup holders to accommodate oh…I don’t know, abnormally small cups.

My car has normal cup holders for normal sized beverages.

Which brings me to…

3.  Yesterday, Tuesday October 7^th, I turned a corner and my full cup of water couldn’t hang. Please hear me clearly. This was not a normal sized cup. This was not even a large cup. I grabbed the biggest drinking cup that I could find in our home on Tuesday morning, (which happened to be one of the ones that you can get at a movie theater because then you get the free refills), filled it to the brim, and thought yeah, that’s a really good idea. It’ll keep me hydrated for a few hours.

…Do you know what Mavericks is?

Do you know that it is in fact possible to experience the waves from Mavericks inside a vehicle traveling at 30 miles per hour?

I’m not kidding, the sound of my entire glass of water dumping on to me and the floor of the car sounded like an 80 foot wave crashing on to the shore of a beach.

All I could do was just sit there in shock and keep driving.

How did your Tuesday morning start out?

45. After work, I went to a gym with my best friend Silver and worked out.

110 lunges later, I almost fell down my stairs.

1.  On Tuesday October 7^th, I found out I’m not in great shape.

284.  On Tuesday October 7^th, I also made my own coffee creamer.

This is something that I’ve been wanting to do for a while now. Not really because it’s cheaper, cause if I’m being honest, I’m not totally sure that it is. I’d have to look that up.  But I mainly wanted to do it because it is a little healthier, and super yummy.

So, I thought…maybe…if any of you were interested in doing it too, I’d tell you how!

It’s probably the easiest thing ever.

First, you need:

Milk – I used fat free. You can use whatever your heart desires.

Sweetened condensed milk – two cans.

Torani Syrup – any flavor.  But maybe not any flavor…cause banana coffee creamer sounds like the worst idea on earth.  And I don’t even know if Torani makes banana syrup…let’s all hope not.

And an adorable jug. Or any ugly one. Basically you just need a jug.

That’s all.

Ok so all you have to do once you have the ingredients, is mix them together.

I dumped two cans of the sweetened condensed milk into a bowl first.

Then I added two cups of milk.

Please excuse our measuring cups…they get used.

So it’s equal parts.

If you have a small jug, use one can and one cup of milk. I started with these measurements and it only filled my jug halfway, so I did more.

THEN comes the fun part…the flavoring. Use 1/3 cup of whatever syrup you like…and then add 2 tablespoons.

IF you have a bigger jug like I had, do the 1/3 and 2 tablespoons twice. So that would be 2/3 and 4 tablespoons.

We cool?  You good? K, let’s move on.

Whisk it and poor it in your jug and then taste it and try to stop. I dare you. It’s so sweet and so good.

I chose pumpkin this time because hello, it’s fall.

Next time I’m going to do peppermint because um…because, well…excuse me I’m just too excited. I need to get control….ok. Because it’s almost CHRISTMAS TIME.

The end.

Happy Thursday Eve.