September was um, kind of busy. But! Becca and I got to go down to LA to see One Direction with some friends and it was super fun, and super amazing, and super, super, super, exhausting. Hi. Kanker sores, like five of them, and actually we can just remove the “like” because there were legitimately five of them. Also I was sick, and lost my voice which was believe it or not, not due to screaming at the concert. Long story short, we got back Sunday and all in all it took me until about Friday to feel like I was alive again. Does this mean I’m too old to go see a boy band in concert?

Don’t answer that.

How many commas were misused in the last paragraph?

Don’t answer that either.

Here’s a picture that I made Becca take right before it started…because I’m a mom.

Also along the lines of concerts…and being exhausted. I lost my mind on the Saturday after the concert from being awake until 3:30 AM and then getting out of bed the next morning at 8:30 and I got giggly…That’s a lie. I laughed until I spit water all over the dash of my baby car. It was definitely one of my finer moments in life, for sure. I’m not kidding.  It was everywhere, including my passengers.

….It happened again this morning on the way to work.  NOT because I was tired, but because I choked, on my coffee. So yes, it spewed, everywhere.  I’m probably the coolest. And while we’re on the subject of coffee…

Lately I’ve been putting Maple Syrup in my coffee. Yeah, I know…best idea ever. And hold on a second because if you have the bottle shaped like an old woman in your mind right now, you’re on the wrong track. I’m talking pure maple syrup. Its…incredible, especially for me because drinking black coffee is not my love language. Try it.

And finally, I know I’m late to the party on this one but can we please just give Fall a round of applause because uh, it’s here. I’m talking legitimately, on the calendar and everything, here. AND on top of that?? It rained on the first day! I mean come on!

When I found out it was raining, I immediately put on sweats, made tea and climbed in bed to read.  Just kidding, I was already wearing the sweats. Who do you think I am?

So, here’s a picture of me, and my tea cup, in my sweats, in my bed, by my open window so I could hear the rain. Oh, and my forehead zit, dark circles under my eyes, and my creepy claw hand also made a special appearance just for the occasion, can’t leave them out.

You’re welcome.

Bye September!