This evening I walked into my room to a spider the size of a smart car. It was the kind of spider with muscular looking legs.

Two things went through my mind when I encountered the ugly, not little, thing.

1. I wish I had muscular legs.
2. I should probably kill it.

How does one kill a spider the size of a semi you might ask? With 50 paper towels. Actually, for future reference, I’d probably use a little less than 50 cause at one point I lost it in the mass of paper and I…might have…thrown it across the room.

This past week I’ve been burning Christmas candles. Because…

1. Nothing smells better than Christmas Candles.
2. I’m still trying to get rid of the ones I bought from last year so I can get new ones again this year.
3. Can we all just stop and throw some confetti in the air because Christmas is exactly four months away?

Oh my goodness in less than a month I’ll be taking my younger sister down to Pasadena to See the band One Direction with some friends.

1. Yes, we like them.
2. Yes, we are excited.
3. Yes, we are adult women.
4. No, we don’t care.

Good and bad Monday things:

1. Coffee – Also known as my personal defibrillator.
2. Feeling like I’ve been hit by a car – An awesome feeling to wake up to…k just kidding.
3. Working out – I either feel like Wonder Woman when I finish…or like I’m dead.  Either way I’m happy about it.
4. Passport office closing an hour before I get there – Hi, the worst.
5. Emmys – Super enjoyable to watch.

Love,

We made it through Monday.