Football is here. And yes, I do realize that it’s only pre-season but I don’t even care. Football is here.
That also means that Fantasy football is here.
That also means that Colin and I are going to fight.
And that means that I might take this thing a little too seriously.
And that means that I’m actually 100% more competitive than I think I am.
That means that I’m in Denial.
And that means that I might have issues.
What I mean by that is…well, I might have spent all day today wishing and waiting for someone…anyone, I would have taken a random stranger even, to tell me that I didn’t have to work out….It never happened.
So that means that I worked out.
And that means that I sweat like a maniac.
And that also means that I felt good after I finished.
That also means that I definitely needed to shower.
Which means that I had to brush my hair afterward.
Which also means that I cried at the thought of brushing my hair.
Which of course means that I didn’t actually cry.
That means that I exaggerate.
So that means that I might be inclined to say that it seems like Fall is five million years away because hello, can it come already?
And that might mean that I’m impatient.
But it also means that I’m really just excited.
Because Fall means pumpkin spice coffee creamer and scarves and the smell of the heater coming on early in the morning and football…and football is here!
And that means that I’ve come full circle.
So that means that I’m done.
Love,
CAM
That means Candace Aileen Mann
And that means…K just kidding.