Hi. Chill out. I know I haven’t blogged in probably three years, but chill.

Since I haven’t been on here in, like I said, ten years…I thought that I would tell the entire world about all of the major life events that have happened to me since then. In the form of a list, of course. Because how else am I supposed to blog? In paragraphs? I don’t think so.

1. I did a DIY project on my little brother’s old bookcase recently and I’m super excited that it wasn’t a failure.  Also. My dad helped me where screws, wood glue, and electric saws were required. I did the hammering and nailing though, so I guess that means I’m tough or something.

Anyway, here’s a pic of it Before…I had already taken the shelves out and started to sand the top when it occurred to me to take a picture…and oh, I’m a photographer by the way. Let’s pretend and maybe even hope this won’t happen when it comes to my kids.

On second thought, that’s not going to be a problem.

In Progress

Annnnd here’s some pictures of it finished! So, I only put one shelf back in, lined the back of it with an old pallet board that I (My Dad) deconstructed and then I (I really mean me this time, don’t worry.) sanded. Once the back was on I bought some coat hangers at Cost Plus and the little baskets from Target. The rest was pretty simple. We put the legs on the bottom and the paint was done ahead of time. My dad helped me put a little jewelry rack on the side…and by little, I really mean little because has anyone ever seen me wear a necklace ever in my life?

Just kidding that was a lie, I wear jewelry ok?….like once every six months.

So um, that’s it. And I like it.

 

2. A couple days ago I learned that cameras are breakable. And they’ll most likely do it at 1:30 AM, less than twelve hours from when I may or may not have an important job.
3. A couple days ago I learned that in situations like the one above, I may or may not let a string of profanities out of my mouth.
4. On Monday I ran for the first time since March…March, people.  I had this whole idea in my head before I went that it was just gonna be as easy as it was when I stopped and I would be totally fine.  Hi.  I now know how it feels when a lung explodes.
5. I’m so ready for fall. It is literally so close and I’m way too excited. Everything gets better in the fall and I just. Cannot. Wait.
6. Since the Rodeo, I kind of just want to hang off the side of a horse and ride it upside down.
7. Since the Rodeo, I’ve also decided that I probably should not attempt it.
8. Recently I’ve realized that I’ve read 39 books in the last year. Maybe this is a tiny amount compared to what some people read in a year, but for me that’s a ton and I’m totally digging it.
9. I’m out.

Love,

The most inconsistent blogger.