Massive amounts of weekend mail
Yellow running shorts
Maybe I accidentally gave myself a paper cut on my lip
One direction blasting through my head phones
Need to clean my car like…now. Or yesterday. Or last week
Dropping a FULL unopened bottle of salad dressing on the kitchen floor
Allergies making me feel like I have 1,000 pounds of jet lag just floating around in my head
Yes, I did in fact burn a piece of toast to the point of almost catching the toaster on fire
How was your Monday?