Massive amounts of weekend mail
Yellow running shorts
Maybe I accidentally gave myself a paper cut on my lip
One direction blasting through my head phones
Need to clean my car like…now. Or yesterday. Or last week
Dropping a FULL unopened bottle of salad dressing on the kitchen floor
Allergies making me feel like I have 1,000 pounds of jet lag just floating around in my head
Yes, I did in fact burn a piece of toast to the point of almost catching the toaster on fire
How was your Monday?
Oh, I mean no big deal or anything but I kind of just died from my love of this song. I know it’s not new…but still. I die. He also might, maybe, possibly, have perfect hair.
I did the splits thirty minutes ago. If you weren’t aware that I could do the spits, don’t feel bad…cause I didn’t know either. Apparently our bathroom floor is slippery. And apparently when uh…someone is wearing socks and is walking quickly into said bathroom…her feet go sliding everywhere and she ends up doing the splits. It could have been a really graceful and beautiful thing, but um, it wasn’t.
I’ve been drooling more than usual lately.
In an unrelated matter, I’ve been trying to read before I go to sleep lately.
In an unrelated matter, my Kindle has been falling on my face a lot lately.
I’ve decided to start a new trend. It’s going to be called the “I don’t care” nails. Just wait, this is so genius. It’s painting your fingernails to where they already look chipped. It will be the most popular trend ever…for me.
I’m probably the number one fan of drinking water with mint extract in it. Can this be a thing? Can I win at this?
I’ve finally gotten around to burning the winter candles I was so excited about. Congratulations…to me. Cause Spring is only like half a day away.
Since I’ve started typing this, I’ve opened my jar of tiger balm and sniffed it no less than five times. Nothing smells better.
My car is dirty. This of course is a whole new experience to me because in the past it’s been nothing but spotless.
And I’m out.
Love, Candace 