Oh hi, I just thought I would take this time to interrupt your night with some very, very important questions that I have, revolving around this photo:

Why am I wearing those glasses?  Did I think they were cool?  Did I think they fit my face?  Did I think they went well with my shirt?

Ohhhh, my clothing choice…Why am I wearing a velour jacket?  Why am I wearing jeans that don’t cover my love handles?  Did I just not feel the cold air on them?  And trust me, the air was cold.  The air is always cold in my house…Why did I not feel it?

Why do I look so happy?

Why am I clutching beads in my hands?

Why do I have glow sticks on my head?

And how, HOW did I have the time and energy to straighten my hair every day?