So far my week has been….brain dead.  I’ve been staying up wayyy too late recently, but it’s totally by choice!  Aye, it’s ALL my doing James Hook.

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Side note: Ya’ll have no idea how badly I wished Neverland and Peter Pan were real back in the day.  It had everything I loved:  Puffy clouds, striped shirts, crocodiles, pointy shoes, and Petaa!…No really though, crocodiles were my thang.  I had a stuffed animal crocodile.  It was my sick pet.  My parents deserve an award for letting me fly my freak flag.

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The only thing about the lack of sleep that I’m not overly fond of, is that having bricks safety pinned to my eyelids isn’t actually comfortable, believe it or not.  I’m really not affected by the exhaustion other than that though…the black tires around my eyes and constant drool have nothing to do with it…that’s just me and all my natural charm.

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Side note: I forgot to put deodorant on today.  I remembered halfway to work.  I was elated.  Chuffed, if you will.

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Did you know that the whole time Indiana Jones was searching for the Holy Grail in The Last Crusade, that he was actually searching for my lap top?…Poor guy, he ended up getting stuck with a glorified wine glass.  You didn’t know that though?  I didn’t either until today.  My computer came down with a combination of Rheumatic fever and Pneumonia this afternoon…….

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Side note: Too soon?…love you, Becc!

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Photos and a ridiculous amount of documents are easily the most important things on my lap top, so naturally, that makes it the Holy Grail.  Almost losing them was…hyperventilating.

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Side note: Can hyperventilating be an adjective instead of a verb?

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Good news though, my mom’s a brain surgeon and she fixed it while simultaneously juggling six grapefruits, cleaning out the garage, and doing back flips on a trampoline.  I like her.

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Side note: My Superdad and his sidekick BOYfriend pulled a Special Ops mission and rescued me on Highway 68 today.  I was stranded with a cat as high as a kite and two Wiiiiild and crasssy bolts that decided to dance their way loose and let my hood fly its freak flag…Just kidding cause I pulled over and scolded that hood of mine real quick.  Its freak flag was shut down for good.

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The end.