FACT: I hate putting on makeup.

FACT: I hate taking off makeup.

FACT:  I do it anyway.

FACT: Since I turned 21, I’ve wanted to be one of those BA, cool, mysterious girls who could order a shot of whiskey, shoot it, and not even blink.

FACT: People do this on Justified all the time.

FACT: I tried it once.  Cause if they could do it, then why couldn’t I, right?

FACT: I died.

FACT:  Apparently, I will never be one of those BA, cool, mysterious girls.

FACT: When I use my computer for long periods of time, things get cray…specifically with my vision.

FACT: I have glasses for computer use.

FACT: I should probably use them for actual computer use instead of fashion purposes.

FACT: I am the worst at checking my email, replying to email, and anything involving email in general.

FACT: Tiger Balm is the best thing I have ever smelled.

FACT: Nothing will out smell it in my world, nothing.  No, not even Vicks.  So don’t try to convince me.

FACT: My favorite song changes hourly.

FACT: I have a headache the size of Texas…If headaches can have sizes.

FACT: Wearing sweaters makes me smile.

FACT: I’m going to bed.