Oh, hey! Remember me? I used to blog…before my life turned into a tornado. I am crazy insane right now with stressful, LONG writing assignments that don’t allow me to use my amazing humor…………………….rude. And I also have like 23 million photo things to do all starting from tomorrow to May 9th. So basically what I’m trying to say is that you should feel special that I am taking this time to blog right now for your benefit…Since you missed my writing and all………………………
Anyway, the point to that little intro is that I’m graduating…..in 23 days. Oh, you didn’t hear me correctly? Don’t worry I can awkwardly repeat myself..no big. I’m GRADUATING COLLEGE in 23 days. Yeah. I have no idea what I’m going to do with my life. Actually I do…Just don’t ask me cause I don’t have a solid answer. Also, in addition to graduating, I finish my last class in 13 days. This would be exciting for me, but I have a 5 page (minimum) research paper to write within the next 12 days that I haven’t started yet…
Again, let me get to a point real fast with this rant of mine….Over the course of the next 23 days, I’m gonna TRY….(try being the key word here because everyone knows that I suck at blogging consistently…so give me a break.)……….I’m gonna try to blog about things that I learned while attending San Jose State. So here’s ten:
What I learned number 458: The F-word, is used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, preposition, and occasionally even gets used as a swear word. ALSO, sometimes in a conversation when people say “F you” to you, they don’t mean it….meanly.
What I learned number 84739: despite their best efforts or beliefs, teachers will end up accidentally preachin some kind of truth about the God of our universe. I love it.
What I learned number 21: Parking garages during the day=happy, friendly, cool shelters from the heat. Parking garages during the night=female death traps.
What I learned number 1,690,000: When you work hard and put in effort, your teachers notice, and they want to help you even more.
What I learned number 382: I hate…hate..when people drive under the speed limit. I have massive mental road rage.
What I learned number 4357: No matter how honorable your intentions of going to bed early may be, it is inevitable that at the end of the night you will look at your clock and think “well….at least I tried.”
What I learned number 5: It becomes pretty obvious pretty quickly if friendships will develop out of your roommates. You’ll either click right away, become close, and go to Denny’s together at midnight like 5 million times (or five times) in one semester, or you’ll stay friendly acquaintances for the whole year. For the record, all my roommates rocked and I couldn’t have asked for better ones.
What I learned number 76: Some floors of the 8 story library are silent floors, and they probably don’t think it’s cool when you push a two year old through the isles and he yells no at the top of his lungs….just once.
What I learned number 10: Some… but not all sororitys are, (or ok, fine. I don’t know for sure if they are…seem) shallow. You can tell this by taking note of when they approach you in the first couple weeks of school. For example, you can walk past the same booth ten times in one day without cute clothes or make up on and not even get blinked at, but the next day when you mayyyybe had a little more time to get ready, and put on make up, and dressed better, they circle you like vultures and want you to take all their hot pink flyers and become their sister. Cool, no?
What I learned number 165: Germs…………………….everywhere…….EVERYwhere.