Fact: I’m terrified of California Highway Patrol officers.  Ironic? “I’d like to think so” (typed in the voice of Ryan Reynolds playing Andrew in the Proposal)

Fact: A lot people that I encounter at school smell bad.  And it makes me scared that their bad smell is going to attach itself to me.  SO therefore, when I pass a person at school that smells wonderful, which does happen occasionally, I just want to turn around and hug them really tightly, thank them for wearing cologne or perfume and continue on with my day.

Fact: I practice Mixed Martial Arts in my sleep.  It’s becoming a problem.

Fact: I like to blog in list form.  It’s more fun.

Fact: The heater in my car is my friend and the best thing since sliced bread.

Side note! WHY do people use that expression?  I just don’t get it.  Was life really that much harder when bread was un-sliced?  More importantly, was bread that much worse when it was un-sliced?  Can someone who was alive before bread was sliced please enlighten me? I was born in an easier, sliced bread era…I’m un-educated.  And for the record, I would eat bread whether it was sliced or not…because I love carbs and that’s how I roll. <and that was kind of an accidental joke.

Fact: My tongue is still not operating properly. I’m not liking this.

Fact: I’m doing the color run next weekend with my family and a bunch of friends.  It’s the funnest. Thing. Ever.  And I’m excited.

Fact: I obsess over music on a daily basis.

Fact: I want to stay in my bed all weekend and not get out once.  At all.  Ever.  But I have a bladder…so..

Fact: I wore boots this week at school that gave my heels blisters. I’m now mad at them for being so rude. I think I’ll just have to shove them in my closet and not wear them for a while.  Ha! That’ll show them.

Fact:  I’ve had the same nail polish on my toes since before Christmas.  I think I’m gonna try to go the whole year. Attractive, am I right?  And bonus!..It’s nice and festive-red and green sparkles.  Who WOULDN’T want that on their toes all year?  I mean really.

Fact:  The floor of my car on the passenger side is now a recycle bin.

Fact:  I’m going to clean my car this weekend (I probably won’t clean my car this weekend.)  It’s gonna happen! (It probably won’t happen.)

Fact: I’m leaving now.  Love, Candace